With nothing more than Knitted Bacon Armor and a Sharpened Pencil, you enter the catacombs of the underworld to face the most horrid creatures ever! Using the almost patented Random Enemy Randomization System to make sure you (almost) never fight the same enemy four times, you are (almost) guaranteed to (almost) never have the same experience twice (almost)! This game also uses my almost patented incredibly advanced Ultimate Dungeon Interaction System that's so easy to use, even your cat can play, and what cat doesn't love bacon? So what are you waiting for? It's the 4th of July, and you're bound to need a bathroom break at some point - and what better way to survive the boredom of your big sit than to navigate through the most zany, most insane and most random dungeon ever created?
Now that I've got you all warmed up and ready, make with the clicking on the following link to be directed straight to the Ultimate Dungeon product page so you can pick up your copy today. For only .99 cents it's practically free, which is certainly better than 'not free at all'! So why play Rolando today, when you can be playing Ultimate Dungeon!
Ultimate Dungeon Product Page
Ultimate Dungeon - Only in the Apple App Store